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Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me

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milf-zone:

Tonight’s mood: random abandoned staircase in the middle of a national park

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luckyrabbits:

fuuzis-trash-dump:

luckyrabbits:

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can’t. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

wait that actually helps so much

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sensiblereblogifposts:

langblrwhy:

quasi-normalcy:

No offence, but Alan Turing didn’t kick the Nazis’ collective ass for you to run around saying that you’re too gay to learn mathematics.

Have you thanked Alan Turing (1912 - 1954), atheist and homossexual, the father of modern computer science, today?

Reblog if you have thanked Alan Turing today

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pileofknives:

followthebluebell:

followthebluebell:

i think the weirdest thing about the shelter-in-place has been the nightly howl, which i forget about every night until i’m walking my dog and the neighbors just suddenly start fucking howling.

see, we all live literally miles from each other; with the shelter in place in effect, most of us never see other humans FOR DAYS besides the ones we live with.  so my neighbors decided we should just howl— like dogs— every night at approximately the same time to ‘encourage community bonding and release tension’.

it’s also a useful reminder that everyone is still alive. i’m not sure what we’re supposed to do if we notice a howler is missing.

at least one neighbor suggested, “hey, maybe we should just set up a telephone tree instead” but was soundly called off because “listen, we all moved to the mountains because we don’t want to talk to other human beings, we’re just going to howl instead”.

The term “feral” gets banded about rather freely on here but

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idk-man-whatever:

changelingirl:

penny-anna:

jaskierrrrrr:

penny-anna:

wishlist for Jaskier in the Witcher s2:

- Jaskier wears a lot of fabulous hats

- Jaskier performs Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)

- Valdo Marx appears. he’s played by Joey Batey in a fake goatee. Jaskier & Valdo refuse to acknowledge that they look alike.

- episode where Jaskier, Yennefer and Geralt all take turns relating an adventure they had to a third party, all of them painting themselves as the only competent person and the other 2 as buffoons. by the end both the third party and the viewer has no idea what actually happened. Jaskier’s side of the story is a musical.

- canon bi Jaskier

- Jaskier meets other witchers, flirts with them

omfg Valdo and Jaskier like that episode of friends where Rachel dates that Russ guy and Geralt’s in the background like ?????????

Jaskier: *comments on how ‘hideously ugly’ valdo is*

Geralt: but he’s just. you with a beard.

Jaskier: :O how could you say that

Jaskier: I can’t believe you would insult me so grievously as to suggest I bear any resemblance to valdo marx… that you would sink so low as to say something so hurtful… I may never speak to you again… I can’t even look at you right now!!!

Geralt, as Jaskier wanders away, still muttering to himself: ??????he’s just Jaskier with a beard 

@themoreyoustrex​ and I had some fun. each of them thinks the other one is the cat and they are both right. 

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